These are the thoughts that happen past midnight.
Welcome to Animal Crossing: New Planet.
Colonize A Planet
You receive an invite from Tom Nook for a once-in-a-lifetime chance to visit outer space. Except, when you arrive, Nook reveals the real reason why you’re here. Congratulations, he has chosen you to be the first inhabitant of a newly discovered planet that can sustain life. He reassures you that you’ll be fine, and he’ll be sending you daily resources to build your utopia on Planet X.
Meet new friends (animal aliens) or invite your favourite animals to help build your utopia. Name your planet, and start with a few familiar faces or an entirely new cast. Discover regions and build cities entirely from scratch.
Seek out your planet’s natural resources to make never-before-seen crafts and tools. Or, use it to upgrade your existing toolkit.
Invite your friends or visit one of your friends’ planets. Bring back a souvenir or leave an invite for a resident to come to visit you.
Will your planet be the next techutopia or be one with nature?
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Call me, Nintendo.
Anyways, I hope you had fun reading this as much as I did writing it. Really though, there ought to be a spin-off game called “The Mysteries of Tom Nook.” The raccoon’s a complete dark mystery.
evening tea musings 
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